Score: 7

"One line summary"

submission: The Run.

date: December 10, 2005

And the moral of the story is........if you're fat, don't try and lose weight or you'll snap. I'd like to think that at some point in history there has been a man so desperate to lose weight, that he ran all the way around the world a few times naked (hovering above earth at times) until he fell to peices.

That was pretty good. I like them best when they end abruptly.

Score: 9

"Scary Russians"

submission: Objectionable Apparatus

date: October 1, 2005

This is what I like to see on Newgrounds, scary bizarrness. I had a dream about this cartoon. Seriously.

Score: 4

"combination of my 2 least favourite things...."

submission: The Ma$sAcre

date: August 3, 2005

....Stick fighting and stupid collabs. I can see the appeal of taking part in a collab, I mean you only have to make about 10 seconds of animation, and it's guaranteed to get on the front page with a 4+ score.....so why not use that idea to tell a story or at least do something with a slight narrative? Why has every collab since that Oasis one been set out exactly the same with some song playing in the background, no voices or sound effects and loads of loosely related unimpressive short sections of animation. "Collab" could mean a few artist pulling together to combine their strengths, and making one very impressive flash animation, but at the moment it stands for a crappy inconsisten music video.

Score: 8

"Wow you reply to everything!"

submission: Unrelated Occurences

date: June 16, 2005

I really liked that. I actually had to make it low quality for it to run smoothly when the guy was walking along singing though. I read a few reviews and it seems like you've got a lot of twelve year olds confused - that's a good thing. You made front page too which means you probably will have trouble replying to all these reviews.

OMG UR GAY WAT WAZ DAT?

I always do that.

Score: 10

"I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: The Maxwell Edison Story

date: June 13, 2005

Look at all those exclamation marks I put in the one line summary, just look at them! They emphasize my love for this flash, every exclamation multiplies my love. I love the fact that it sits on the top of a huge pile of flashes (mostly crap ones), I love the fact that people are offended and I love the fact you used a Beatles song. Let the good times roll.

"OMG UR SO WRONG I AMRE GONA FIND UR REVIEWE UNHELPFUL"

Do it, see if I give a wank.

Score: 9

"Really well done"

submission: Midnight-Strike

date: June 13, 2005

Unlike most flash games I've played this one actually ran like a proper console game, which I assume is down to the programming. It certainly feels a lot more solid then the usual glitchy flash games and it ran incredibly smoothly. I'd say it's up there with the best flash games I've ever played.

Score: 8

"Oh yeah......"

submission: Fun With Fire

date: June 6, 2005

I'm off to the Leeds Festival again this year. Not a year goes by when some retard doesn't find ingenius new ways of endangering the lives of others around fire. One year my friend peirced one of those camping gas cans incorrectly and it tipped to one side spraying all the gas out all towards us, it would have been ok if my friend (who was holding a cigarette) didn't attempt to approach it and stand it upright, luckily we pulled him back but he would have left the festival minus a face if he had thought for one second about what he was doing. However, I guarantee that at least 10 people will leave the festival in an ambulance due to gas cans/lighters/deodorant bottles/petrol being thrown on a fire.

Good flash by the way. What happened to the 2 guys?

Score: 7

"Hahaha"

submission: The REAL revenge.

date: May 28, 2005

Not much to it, but it made me laugh. "OMG UR SO IMATURE LOLZORS" To be honest this deserves more than 0.91 when that absolute shit Oasis animation is riding on 4.35.

Good crapping animation.

Score: 9

"Very very nice"

submission: "The Fox and the Mirrior"

date: May 11, 2005

Lovely style there. I love to see a full-on frame by frame flash....especially if it's pencil drawn. I get the feeling the fox must have spent a lot of time looking in the mirror to get his hair so neat though. I jest.

Score: 10

"Hahahahah"

submission: My Year with the Dragon

date: May 7, 2005

Seen it a billion times, and it gets more beautiful with each watch. One day Marc, the Newgrounds kiddies will come around to your way of thinking....