Score: 4

"Voices killed it!"

submission: Safe Sex?

date: April 10, 2005

Ok contructive criticism here: When you're doing voices try hard to sound like you're not reading off a sheet of paper and try and put some effort in too. You sound like you really aren't enjoying doing those voices. Also get a better mic, sounds like you're using the cheapest nastiest one available. The graphics were pretty bad but if the voices were more interesting to listen to then it wouldn't have mattered so much. A flash can look really bad but can often be saved by good, well timed humour, and that can only be acheived with good voice work (with some exceptions)

Score: 3

"You've done it again Krinkels!"

submission: Madness Tribute Part 1

date: April 8, 2005

That was probably your best one yet!!!!

I jest.

That was bad, even for someone with "LOL" in their name.

Score: 7

"A few things could be adjusted"

submission: The Adventures of BlobBob

date: April 6, 2005

The music seemed to be a 2 second loop of the same thing, it sounded like a broken record and made the whole thing more frustrating. The animation of the character wasn't very good, he just seemed to slide along, the physics of the animation was quite bad and the scrolling was a bit slow, but apart from that it was fun. You should rework a few things. It reminded me of a Klik and Play game though (remember those?)

Score: 5

"Some ok animation but...."

submission: The Matrix Has You.

date: April 1, 2005

Not funny at all! Really really bad clichéd spoof humour, really badly read lines and over all it was just incredibly boring.

Score: 7

"Original"

submission: The Child Who Cried

date: March 31, 2005

I liked that. I got a few laughs from it. The frame-by-frame animation was good, if a bit scruffy. The sound was a little muffled and it was clear that you used a cheap mic but it didn't ruin it. Entertaining stuff. You get a thumbs up from me for being original.

Score: 4

"Congrats on front page jeff"

submission: "Target Practice"

date: March 25, 2005

Hey I love your work! I hope to see more of it in the future. Maybe you need to work on some of the pacing......HAHAHAHA I'm just kidding.

Oh I'm terrible

Score: 8

"Jam anyone?"

submission: Boy Machine

date: March 19, 2005

This is very similar to a sketch from Chris Morris' Jam where a man gets sold a TV full of Lizards, right down to the music. It was well done though, it's probably the first time I've heard Scottish accents in a flash and it had a decent ending.

Score: 8

"Yes!!!"

submission: coffee break

date: March 18, 2005

The sound of the brick was fantastic! It made the movie for me......along with the mouths, the slurping, the voice and the whole theme. It made me feel very nice, it had a really warm feeling about it. I like to see dark stuff on newgrounds, if not only too see the little 12 year olds running screaming "OMGURSICKLOLZORZ!!!!" [rant] These are the kids that love LOTR and the Matrix (which are full of killing) but can't stand to see an original approach to murder. [/rant] Let's just say it made me feel special.

Score: 9

"Great game, shame it's just website bait."

submission: CCL game

date: March 14, 2005

That was seriously one of the best flash games I have ever played....so why only submit a demo version?? It was only 106kb......but you offer the full game for free on your site, which basically leads me to think you don't really give a fuck about newgrounds, you just want to force people to visit your site which is pretty pathetic. This game is so good that people would visit your site anyway, it'll probably make front page despite that but you really should re-submit a real version.

Score: 6

"I lost!!"

submission: Flash Labrynth V.3

date: March 13, 2005

The computer player seemed like a dumbass until he suddenly won leaving me feeling like a double dumbass. I don't want to play it again though, it's late and it gave me a headache.