Total Medals Earned: 15 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 180 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
You don't have one.
"There's nobody here."
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/295 points)
Die 50 times
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 7/20 (105/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)